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shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

i started packing but then i started eating all the food i was supposed to bring on the trip

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
packing is hard
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packing is hard

shit. the biggest group of asshole looking guys just passed. there is literally at least 15+ of them.

:(

Why am I still @ school.

I want to kill everyone on this bus.

I AM SITTING BESIDE THE ANTI-CHRIST AGAIN. HELP.

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sexymixedkid:

whenever you are hungry but youre too lazy to get up

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this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

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